cobaltnine | IFCOMP 2008

This isn't a game. This is a pointless, barely typing, CYOA demo. It is less than ten commands long. It's a demo of something that doesn't need to be made. It is 2008 - we have natural language parsers! Do we need games that only give us two choices? Amazingly, in as little as we have, I still dislike the description of the protagonist and the English is just off enough to be a point of contention in a game that isn't there.

Besides, any game that doesn't let me 'sit on door'* is useless.

I gave it a 2. I wasn't even sure it should be rated. Not a game.

*I broke one of Rybread Celsius' games with that command once. Really broke. I think it was the one with the mirror.

EDIT: I'm knocking it down to a 1 (can I give zeroes?) because of the potential virus problem and the lack of game.